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  1. Wow! that is complicated. A new phobia of today’s society. Fear of offending. Fear of political correctness.

  2. Thank you for coming to my blog and for your compliment. Come more times, you are welcome!

  3. I’ve read this one but in a slightly different context. The one I read said:
    To all my Democrat friends (then all that stuff you have on there.)
    and to all my Republican friends:
    Merry Christmas and Happy New year!

    I wouldn’t dare put that on my blog though!

    It’s sad that certain stores aren’t allowed to say “merry Christmas” for fear of offending someone. That’s why this world is going to pot.

  4. LOL! compleatly enjoyed this . . .so much that I’m gonna have to link to you!

    Too funny!

  5. So very sad. Crazy world we live in! A GODless world!

  6. Funny, funny!! Feliz Navidad! 🙂

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